Joy, 58 ✓ Verified

Man. Indian. Bengali. 39 years. Short, fat and ugly. My left knee is as big as my head. Colour-blind and music-deaf. Uneducated and illiterate (actually it is my pet mongoose who is typing out this ad). Devoid of any sense of humour and incapable of any intellectual activity. Thinking hard makes my left knee throb. I saw the doctor for this and he prescribed headache pills. My mongoose read the prescription and told me that the physician had written “intelligence resides on the outer fringes of moronic”. I am still looking for someone to translate it.

Married ! That I managed to find a bride remains one of nature's greatest unsolved mysteries.

Men please excuse. I detest hairy posteriors. Africans, please excuse too. I love the pyramids but I am bankrupt.

Any charming lady out there, of my age or thereabouts, ready to bite the bait ? JC.