Anshum, 39 ✓ Verified

I am the samurai of the 10th division of ninja warriors. I know how to cut fruits with my swords, throw birds at pigs and i can even eat sushi with chopsticks. People at the amazon forest send me gifts regularly and in return them I spare them of my wrath (and give them some bucks). There was a rumor that I have slayed a dragon, but i just transformed it in to a cat and named him bonkers. But during my quests of saving the world and killing zombies with my bare hands, I sometimes feel lonely. If you wana share this journey with me as my partner (not my sidekick), and go on an awesome trip to mordor, just send me a note with this message "Oh thy ninja lord, be my light and giveth me a banana." or you can just say hi ;)